TWEENS THESE DAYS
When was the last time you dealt with tweens? This past Sunday i actually got absorbed by a mob of them in Chinatown. All the sudden I was in it, lost in a wave of gossip, epi-pens and orthodontic artistry, even TOUCHING them. It was a very natural absorption, proving my theory that I am most certainly going through a tween stage. I mean, I’m wearing camouflage and hello kitty, listening to the NOW mixes exclusively, I dyed my hair, I’m giving handjobs left and right, I’m debating a belly-button piercing, I’m being reckless, throwing parties and getting reprimanded by my parents….I’m a tween.
But it seems this phase of mine came at a relevant time as tweens are very in these days. You guys have all seen Rebecca Black by this point so I won’t even go there. But have you seen this dude? He is SUCH a tween! I mean his innocent allusions to his homosexuality, his stoic siblings in the background, that cool arms-crossed-lean-back move. It’s too too good.
