Adults with Braces
Adults with Braces are one of the many things that crack me up consistently. They are just so shameless about, grinning big and eating things that middle-schoolers/high-schoolers have steered clear from, like corn, carrots and beets.
I guess Colombia just got braces technology cos when I go back, every 30-something has a fucking pair. And they’re speaking to me in this lispy spanish and they have empanada innards matted to their teeth and I’m trying to take a few steps back cos I keep envisioning the meat wads flying at my face with every tongue flick.
