Feb
23
Adults with Braces
Adults with Braces are one of the many things that crack me up consistently. They are just so shameless about, grinning big and eating things that middle-schoolers/high-schoolers have steered clear from, like corn, carrots and beets.
I guess Colombia just got braces technology cos when I go back, every 30-something has a fucking pair. And they’re speaking to me in this lispy spanish and they have empanada innards matted to their teeth and I’m trying to take a few steps back cos I keep envisioning the meat wads flying at my face with every tongue flick.
