Uncovering American Sex Practices
Gawker just did a write up on the largest national sex study, conducted by Indiana University, which is a slutty school so I am sure they had tons of experiment subjects.
Click here for the article
Anyways, I decided, as an expert in life, I would take the initiative and deconstruct the table below, to show you exactly what it means.
So as you can see the highest percentage of males masturbating alone occurs between the ages of 25-29, which is also the highest percentage of males having vaginal intercourse (straight men) and highest percentage for males receiving and giving anal sex (gay men). This means that when men are having the most sex, they are also the horniest during the down hours. You can also see the same trend in women.
Another interesting conclusion. Women and men gave the most oral to their sex during the ages of 22-24, which probably means they were mot experimental during these years cos they were the drunkest! It also means that if I don’t go down on a girl before I turn 24, my chances of ever doing it go down significantly.
Other conclusions you can derive from this article:
1. males and females are having the most sex during the ages of 25-29.
2. males and females are the most experimental during the ages of 22-24
3. 14-15 year old males and females are prude.
4. So are 70+
5. 2% of 70+ gay men still have sex
6. 1% of 70+ women get it in the butt
7. 0% of women insert penis into anus
What this means for me:
1. my sex life should increase once i turn 25.
2. I will never insert my penis into an anus
